Ah Memorial Day... every year I say I'm going to stay home. Every year I end up stuck in traffic. One big happy traffic family?
Perfect, pouty lips, check. Seductively, sleek hair, check. Everyone else who can't drive, NOT my problem.
Who knew that driving under the influence of coffee was so important. Need CAFFEINE!!! NEED CAFFEINE NOW!!!!
Dah! I can't afford to have a nail in my tire right now! Hope there are some good tire sales somewhere. Wait... #$%%$#!!!
On the bright side... at least the car came back in one piece??? Never again Randall. Never again.